BIG PARTIES OR SMALL GATHERINGS?
“For the holidays, I love to have intimate parties with my family and close friends.”
JINGLE BELLS OR CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS?
“Christmas in Hollis for obvious reasons.”
BAD SANTAS OR BAD BITCHES?
“Bad bitches run the world.”
GOLD, FRANKINCENSE OR MYRRH?
“I'll take all 3 for 500, Alex.”
CHRISTMAS DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE OR A HOME-COOKED MEAL IN QUEENS?
“This one is easy. A home-cooked meal in Queens is heaven for me.”
UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS OR SEXY SANTA DRESSES?
“Sexy Santa dresses, of course. You can do the ugly sweaters when you're dead.”
THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST OR RAPPERS WITH GHOSTWRITERS?
“If you have a ghostwriter, you're not a rapper. You're pretending to be.”
GIVING OR RECEIVING PRESENTS?
“I love to give!”